...this:

I have started playing guitar again.

Queen Denene is coming back.

I am bruised from falling down so much.

Leftover Tanqueray + lime jello mix = Knot's latest science experiment.

Anthony's headgames ["Poor me, pay attention to me--wait, get away from me you clingy girl"] are getting tiresome.

I am wearing an outfit at work that pisses off numerous women here; aw, too bad you old bags.

Ritchie and I are friends again.

My life is NOT over, and no one will make me think it is.