This is What Knotagain Writes After Drinking an Xtra Large Coffee
So there's this commercial for finding auctions that sell repossessed things. You can buy them dirt cheap.
"Cars for $500! Homes for $199 a month!"
The number to call for information is...
1-888-666-1313
...because appparently, Satan is now in the business of selling the belongings of people whose souls he's stolen.
Crap, with a number like that, I aint calling...
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Peer-to-Peer file sharing on Kazaa is a great invention, but new users need to be reminded of one key fact.
Your peers are fucking idiots.
You knew this in school. The person sitting next to you used to think no one was watching him when he picked his nose under the cover of his other hand. The girl who used to ride your bus once went into the pool wearing a maxi-pad in her swimsuit. Just because they're now using computers doesn't mean they got any smarter.
So don't be surprised when you download a song that says it's "1 2 X U" by Wire...and you end up getting Dag Nasty's version (of Minor Threat's version of Wire's version). Because the asshole who uploaded it has excrement for greymatter.